godgussie:

internetexplorers:

England and Canada love to use America as their scapegoat to hide all the terrible racism happening in their countries

And Australia! 

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lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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hetalia-fantasia:

Russia has vodka while America has a McCafé, what dorks

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thefemaletyrant:

I can never not reblog this.

"What is this pink person? It doesn’t have skin"

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redricewater:

I promised that I would show a quick process of how I painted this haha. It’s not exactly a tutorial since it doesn’t really….teach anything…uhm sorry ;__;/ But yeah, I mainly just slap things on and try and blend them so they don’t look too blocky and stuff.

Sorry for my messy handwriting as well!

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handsomedogs:

Untitled / /

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kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

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http://ask-p2-allen.tumblr.com/post/96310249387/madeline-j-williams-ask-p2-allen      

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madeline-j-williams:

She smiled, nuzzling him. “Good job to you as well.” She chuckled. “Our beautiful girl needs a name, doesn’t she?”

Allen nodded. He thought and thought. “Um….lets keep that A thing going so Annalise?”

"Annalise…" She repeated, smiling at the little girl. "Do you like that name, sweetheart?" She asked, picking up her hand and kissing it again.

She coo, gripping Alyass hand.

"I’ll take that as a yes" Allen chuckled, wrapping his arms around the two.

Alyssa smiled, kissing the baby’s head. “Do you want to hold her?” She asked, looking up at him.

He swallowed and nodded. He held out his arms.

Maria watched the two, tears in her eyes. She was so happy for the two.

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http://ask-p2-allen.tumblr.com/post/96310249387/madeline-j-williams-ask-p2-allen      

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madeline-j-williams:

She smiled, nuzzling him. “Good job to you as well.” She chuckled. “Our beautiful girl needs a name, doesn’t she?”

Allen nodded. He thought and thought. “Um….lets keep that A thing going so Annalise?”

"Annalise…" She repeated, smiling at the little girl. "Do you like that name, sweetheart?" She asked, picking up her hand and kissing it again.

She coo, gripping Alyass hand.

"I’ll take that as a yes" Allen chuckled, wrapping his arms around the two.

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-stuck with a sing M!A- your driving me crazy, what did I do, what did I do. -help me look in eyes-

ASKED BY lady-hen.

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ask-p2-allen:

A chicken singing to me. This is going on Youtube hehe

-looks p*ssed off- Lay that thing down before it goes off and hurts somebody oh, she kicked out my windshield, And she hit me over the head, She cussed and cried and said I lied, And she wished that I was dead.

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I sense someone angry~

I’ll slam the door and let the hell-cat freeze!  -calms downs and sighed then looks back up with a evil smile- Come a little bit closer,You’re my kind of man,So big and so strong,Come a little bit closer,I’m all alone and the night is so long

Ohh what do you need? *gets closer

Funny how we find the sunshine, Funny how the skies turn blue, Funny, it all comes at one time; Funny, dear, what love can do. -jumps into lap-

*looks confused

-looks straight in the eyes and starts humming ‘Hungry Like The Wolf’- 

*tilts head, lends in closer to hear* Lady?

six hours are up jerk. -bites nose hard then jumps off lap-

*screams, grips bleeding nose, curls up on ground* Fuck!

-sits near by- that what you get for being a jerk!

*loud growling

-get up and goes over-  dont be- OH! I made you bleed! i did mean to do it hard! i just want show that i was higher then you in the pecking order.  ill go get you a band-ad! -runs off-

*snorts, keeps hand on cut*

-comes back with a band-ad in mouth- here you go

*puts bandaid on* Thanks

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